UK Politician Simon Parkes Drops the Bombshell He “Fathered Child With Alien” and His “Mother Was a 9ft Green Being.”

592966-simon-parkesA UK politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life – after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien and that his mother was a 9ft green being.

Simon Parkes, who is married with three children, said his wife wasn’t too happy with him after he revealed that he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

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He claims to have had sex with a being not of this world at least 4 times over the period of 12 months.

“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth, My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong”

According to Simon Parkes, his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers. He states that people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences.

“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fall-back position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad. There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”

Credible story or bat-shit crazy? You decide.

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