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April 16, 2015

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Found Guilty of Boston Marathon Bombings. -

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Mikhail Gorbachev States That the US Are Attempting to “Unilaterally Rule the World” and Failing to Do So. -

Saturday, April 4, 2015

[APRIL FOOL`S] WordMean Purchased by News Corporation. -

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Germanwings Airbus A320 Plane Crashes in French Alps, All 148 People on Board Feared Dead -

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Jewish and Islamic Schools Given Millions of Dollars of Security in Australia Amidst Terrorist Fear -

Monday, March 2, 2015

New Australian IVAN MILAT Series Irritates Thousands Convinced We Should “Forget All About Him” -

Friday, February 27, 2015

What Significant Right Do Men Have These Days That Women Don’t? -

Monday, February 23, 2015

Australia Resorts to Guilt and Threats Against Indonesia, Attempting to Spare Bali Nine Members From Execution. -

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Australian Mandatory Government Data Retention Con Will Cost $400m for Your “Freedom” and “Safety” -

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Everything Is Offensive. Everything Is Sexist, Racist and Derogatory. -

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Ross Ulbricht Convicted for Black Market Site SILK ROAD -

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Qatar Airways Buys Stake of British Airways and Iberia Parent Company -

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Delta and Southwest Planes Landed After Twitter Prankster Claims to Have Smuggled Bombs. -

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Why Does Depicting Prophet Muhammad Annoy Some of the Muslims? -

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Gamblers, Transgenders, Voyeurs and People With Fetishes May Be Unable to Hold Driver’s Licence in Russia in Effort to Crack Down on Road Accidents. -

Friday, January 9, 2015

[LIVE] Flight QZ8501 Search and Rescue -

Sunday, December 28, 2014

MMXIV: The Year in Review -

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Protests in Missouri After Teenage Black Man Shot Dead by Police -

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Sydney Hostage Crisis Ends: The Event That Was a Convenience to the Australian Government? -

Monday, December 15, 2014

(UPDATED) Sydney City in Lockdown After Man Takes 13 Hostages in Cafe -

Monday, December 15, 2014

UK Politician Simon Parkes Drops the Bombshell He “Fathered Child With Alien” and His “Mother Was a 9ft Green Being.”

592966-simon-parkesA UK politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life – after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien and that his mother was a 9ft green being.

Simon Parkes, who is married with three children, said his wife wasn’t too happy with him after he revealed that he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

He claims to have had sex with a being not of this world at least 4 times over the period of 12 months.

“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth, My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong”

According to Simon Parkes, his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers. He states that people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences.

“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fall-back position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad. There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”

Credible story or bat-shit crazy? You decide.

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