Palace Actually Confirms Reports That Kate Middleton Is Expecting.

After months of speculating over supposed “baby bumps” and the like, the British Monarchy has confirmed that Kate Middleton is pregnant.

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby.

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The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.

The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.

(Hyperemesis Gravidarum is very acute morning sickness, which requires supplementary hydration and nutrients.)

156926_492688567419645_1337144934_nWhy are we posting this? Well, it’s great news for everyone who is sick to death of the garbage that the media churns out regarding the Royal Family couple.

Now let’s sit back and wait for the press to claim that the pregnancy is at risk and various other bullshit that avoids the important topics.

Grumpy WordMean journalists cannot simply be happy can they?

Anywho – back to real news tomorrow.

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As founder and editor-in-chief, Cask J. Thomson has exhausted his life as a graphics designer, political activist, freedom of speech advocate, anti-censorship promoter and a published author of several computer science books and a graphic novel. As well as running the publishing company linked to WordMean, Cask has several aspirations as a musician, producer and journalist. Thomson was born in the United Kingdom and currently resides between Sydney, Australia and Alicante, Spain.