After months of speculating over supposed “baby bumps” and the like, the British Monarchy has confirmed that Kate Middleton is pregnant.
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby.
The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.
The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.
(Hyperemesis Gravidarum is very acute morning sickness, which requires supplementary hydration and nutrients.)
Now let’s sit back and wait for the press to claim that the pregnancy is at risk and various other bullshit that avoids the important topics.
Grumpy WordMean journalists cannot simply be happy can they?
Anywho – back to real news tomorrow.