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March 25, 2015

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Germanwings Airbus A320 Plane Crashes in French Alps, All 148 People on Board Feared Dead -

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Jewish and Islamic Schools Given Millions of Dollars of Security in Australia Amidst Terrorist Fear -

Monday, March 2, 2015

New Australian IVAN MILAT Series Irritates Thousands Convinced We Should “Forget All About Him” -

Friday, February 27, 2015

Patricia Arquette Wants Equal Pay, Claims That Homosexuals and Coloured Folk Are Responsible for Returning the Assistance for the Fight -

Monday, February 23, 2015

Australia Resorts to Guilt and Threats Against Indonesia, Attempting to Spare Bali Nine Members From Execution. -

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Australian Mandatory Government Data Retention Con Will Cost $400m for Your “Freedom” and “Safety” -

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Everything Is Offensive. Everything Is Sexist, Racist and Derogatory. -

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Ross Ulbricht Convicted for Black Market Site SILK ROAD -

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Qatar Airways Buys Stake of British Airways and Iberia Parent Company -

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Delta and Southwest Planes Landed After Twitter Prankster Claims to Have Smuggled Bombs. -

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Why Does Depicting Prophet Muhammad Annoy Some of the Muslims? -

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Gamblers, Transgenders, Voyeurs and People With Fetishes May Be Unable to Hold Driver’s Licence in Russia in Effort to Crack Down on Road Accidents. -

Friday, January 9, 2015

[LIVE] Flight QZ8501 Search and Rescue -

Sunday, December 28, 2014

MMXIV: The Year in Review -

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Protests in Missouri After Teenage Black Man Shot Dead by Police -

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Sydney Hostage Crisis Ends: The Event That Was a Convenience to the Australian Government? -

Monday, December 15, 2014

(UPDATED) Sydney City in Lockdown After Man Takes 13 Hostages in Cafe -

Monday, December 15, 2014

`MH17 Shot Down by Ukraine, Mistaken for Putin`s Plane` -

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

The Pirate Bay Raided in Stockholm -

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Australian Retailers Pull GTA v From Shelves Thanks to Females Warning “It Promotes Sexual Violence” -

Thursday, December 4, 2014

For $2m You Can Survive the Imminent 2012 Apocalypse Indulgently.

With life as we know it drawing to a catastrophic end this year, cashed-up and careful folks in America are throwing millions of dollars into surviving the impending doom in style. So far seven anonymous buyers have put down almost $2m each for a slice of the luxury underground doomsday “Survival Condo” in Kansas, US.

(Here’s the website for Survival Condo)

But don’t worry, they won’t miss out on ALL of the fun because cameras will be rolling above the ground so that they can witness the forthcoming disaster without having to get up and reheat their popcorn.

Developer Larry Hall is still in the process of retrofitting the Cold War-era silo into deluxe, self-sufficient apartments built 53m underground. These silos are equipped to withstand an atomic blast. He also has options to convert three more abandoned silos. We emailed him and asked if there are any refunds should the doomsday NOT take place and he insisted that whether or not it happens, the apartments are ours forever. Hmm, hopefully I’m there should the world REALLY decide to be destroyed. He (clearly forgot) to reply to our query about how the silo would react to a gigantic alien-powered asteroid or meteor destined to convert the Earth from planet to rubble.

Security checks happen at the entrance, but security is a few floors down. Come doomsday, there’s — to be expected – gonna’ be a lot of gate crashers trying to get into your expensive manor with their pathetic “oh my god my face is melting off, why won’t anyone help me” cries, so security is a top priority:

The elevators in the complex will only activate if the system recognises the residents’ fingerprint and outside there’s plenty of surveillance cameras to protect you from the zombies or beasts that result from whatever the hell it is that is going to destroy us in December 2012.

The property is covered with tripwires to let guards know who’s about, but intruders will have to get through the electrified barbed wire fences first.

Maybe the humans trying to get into your bunker have evolved or mutated into disgusting creatures who intend to rain on your “I survived!” parade and you wouldn’t want that, ugh! They probably don’t even own yachts. Dirty dirty peasants. 

There’s an indoor farm, which is supposed to provide enough fish and veggies to feed up to 70 people indefinitely. There’s also enough food in reserve to last roughly five years. To top it off, there are even libraries, theatres and learning centres.

 

Medical facilities and doctors are available within the doomsday condos. There’s a five-year supply of basic drugs like antibiotics and condoms. Apparently filling the place up with an all-new population is frowned upon.

 

To the right is a representation of what the final silo will look like. We presume this is what the Earth will look like BEFORE the apocalypse. Bit too green don’t ya think?

If you have the funds, please do be so kind as to give the WordswithMeaning! staff somewhere to survive the doomsday and buy us one of these apartments. We can repay you by providing news articles about the baron apocalyptic world above you for the rest of your life. Whatta’ investment!

 

 

 

  • http://twitter.com/illusoryfreedom professional griefer

    America is the worst

  • Sweetpea

    Gotta love those Yanks!

  • urf

    Some people have way too much cash for this sort of thing :|
    When nature wants us off the earth, I think she’ll make damn sure we are off. You cannot fight the end of the world. This just proves the arrogance of rich people.
    Funny article, enjoyed it!

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