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April 22, 2014


[WEIRDMEAN] 1518 Dancing Plague: Where Hundreds Danced to Their Deaths -

Friday, April 18, 2014

LIVE ONGOING COVERAGE: The Desperate Search for MH370 -

Monday, April 7, 2014

Earthquake Killing and Injuring Several Off North Chile Triggers Tsunami Alert. -

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

MH370: As Misinformation Grows, Malaysian Government Considering Action Against ‘Manufactured Reports’ -

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Parallel Universe Discovered and Confirmed With Science! War Imminent -

Monday, March 31, 2014

Japan’s Whaling Is Commercial and Not Scientific; International Court of Justice Rules -

Monday, March 31, 2014

What’s Behind the West and Their Anti-Russia Rhetoric Over Crimea? Oil, Power and Greed. -

Sunday, March 23, 2014

5 Dead After Small Plane Crashes in Australia -

Saturday, March 22, 2014

MH370: Maritime Authority Begins Searching Off of Perth After Satellite Shows ‘Debris-like’ Objects -

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church Dead -

Monday, March 17, 2014

US Threatens Russia With "a Very Serious Series of Steps" -

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Search for MH370 Boeing 777 Continues as Satellite Imagery Discovers Potential Wreckage -

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Oscar Pistorius Vomits as Court Hears Detailed Autopsy of Shot Girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp -

Monday, March 10, 2014

Mysterious Disappearance of Malaysian Plane Becoming More Complicated -

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Lengthy and Agonising Search for Vanished Malaysian 777 Plane Continues. Long Oil Slick Discovered. -

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Russia, Crimea, Ukraine and the United States of America: Here’s What’s Going On. -

Friday, March 7, 2014

Schapelle Corby’s Parole May Be Revoked After “Profiting” From Conviction. -

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Conservatives Get Angry as Comedic Rock Band ‘GWAR’ Decapitate Tony Abbott Effigy -

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

[WORLD in PICTURES] the Extravagance of Viktor Yanukovych’s Mansion Shocks Ukraine -

Monday, February 24, 2014

44yo “Stone Baby” Discovered in Brazilian Elder -

Monday, February 17, 2014

End of the World Is Soon? You Remember Good Ol’ Judgement Day Loony, Harold Camping?

For Realz this Time! Ahh yes, I knew a few months ago it would come to this, our most beloved coverage of Preacher Harold Camping stirs up again as we edge ever-closer to the October 21 Doomsday date. Third time lucky Harold? Best out of three perhaps? Nawehhh, you lovable old fool, you’re determined to get this right aren’t you? Bless.

Lets have a quick recap of our coverage:

1st – The Judgement Day Announcement – March 2011

Then – Following up, where Harold refused to talk to us – April 2011

and then – as we edged closer to the predicted date, and asked for Harold’s advice on being saved from the imminent rapture, and he still wouldn’t comment

lo and behold, the day after the predicted date, with no-one visibly taken up to heaven, either we are all sinners or Harold is a crackpot, probably the latter.

and finally, Harold confirms that Judgement Day is going to be the 21st of October 2011, Wooo!


Anyway, We are told by members of his church that Harold has just recovered from a terrible stroke (God smiting him?) but all is well because he personally reminded us that Judgement Day is still going ahead, despite his condition, and that the judgement of good & evil will happen rain or shine, no more cancellations!, He’s certainly counting on his over-the-top mathematical equations this time.

When asked about why his prediction was false he responded with


“What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment. To accomplish this goal God withheld from the true believers the way in which two phrases were to be understood. Had He not done so, the world would never have been shaken in fear as it was.”

Oh!! so that makes sense, it was kinda like a fire drill, and in this case, the fire drill was to protect us from burning in the fiery pits of hell. Well well well, if he doesn’t get it right this time then I am afraid that people may start to believe he is a fucking lunatic, oh wait, already happened. Told you all he was a crack-head –  Well, I guess my prediction was right then.

Anyway Harold, I have a great verse for you, it comes from the same book that supposedly told just you and not the other hundreds of millions of people that have read it – Matthew 24:36 – No one knows about that day or hour not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son (Jesus), only the Father”

Anyway, I shall post on the 22nd of October with the details of why he got it wrong again, and I’ll make sure he lets me know the next doomsday date.

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Cask J. Thomson

Cask J. Thomson

Founder & Editor-In-Chief
As founder and editor-in-chief, Cask J. Thomson has exhausted his life as a graphics designer, political activist, freedom of speech advocate, anti-censorship promoter and a published author of several computer science books and a graphic novel. As well as running the publishing company linked to WordMean, Cask has several aspirations as a musician, producer and journalist. Thomson was born in the United Kingdom and currently resides between Sydney, Australia and Alicante, Spain.